The Circus Never Ends: Watson’s Injury, Fan Reaction Fully Reignite the Nightmare Flame

This is your official language warning. Being a Browns fan is once again the worst fuckin’ gig in sports. Was it ever not? Who’s to say. But Cleveland, Ohio’s professional football team and everyone who associates with it once again find themselves at the center of comically negative attention. Fans across all social media platforms are already prepping to repeat some of the practices they adopted during the 1-31 era: cutting eye holes in paper bags, drowning their weekend sorrows in alcohol, and, as they’re all too familiar with, expecting to lose. Sunday, October 20th, began with what was supposed … Continue reading The Circus Never Ends: Watson’s Injury, Fan Reaction Fully Reignite the Nightmare Flame

2024 Giants: Is there anything here?

Hello there. You remember me, hopefully. Seeing as you haven’t heard from me in almost 2 years (worst blogger ever?), I hope your 2023 was fruitful! Things were on cruise control for most of last year, then December 2023 and all through January of this year has been an emotional and mental journey for me the likes of which I haven’t really experienced yet in my life, but I guess it comes with the territory of turning 26 in this climate. Nevertheless, players are beginning to report to Arizona and Florida to gear up for another blissful baseball season, and … Continue reading 2024 Giants: Is there anything here?

Catastrophe by the Bay: Giants Fumble Correa

In times of great crisis, I’ve always had a hard time finding the positives amongst the rubble. As I grow older every day, I’d like to think I’m getting better at it, maturing and coping with my emotions. Like many of you, I find myself having an incredibly horrid go at it today. Yesterday morning, the San Francisco Giants postponed the unnamed, but obvious, press conference in which the organization would officially introduce its new superstar infielder it had famously acquired in free agency, Carlos Correa. It was reported that something came up during Correa’s physical that they wanted to … Continue reading Catastrophe by the Bay: Giants Fumble Correa

Overpay for a Superstar, Giants: It’s Okay

It appears the Giants did not review a lot of tape from the first half of the 2022 season during the All-Star break. More errors, more unprepared relievers, and more not adding on led to another loss Thursday night in Los Angeles, the final 9-6 with a firm gut-punch right at the end. And of course, the Dodgers are very skilled at making the obvious talent gap between them and the rest of us look even more enormous in person. By all accounts, the loss wasn’t as brutal as the ESPN Dodger suck-fest made it out to be. The Giants … Continue reading Overpay for a Superstar, Giants: It’s Okay

Joey Bart is Not Buster Posey. And That’s Alright

In the 2008 MLB Draft, the San Francisco Giants took Buster Posey, a catcher from Florida State, with the 5th overall pick. Just a year later, he would make his major league debut in September. I remember that call up fairly well. The Giants stunk again, and you basically only came to the yard for two things: Timmy was starting, or you were a psycho like me who actually enjoyed a meaningless Dbacks matchup on a cold Tuesday night. But nevertheless, they gave Posey a taste of the show, as many teams with nothing to play for do for their … Continue reading Joey Bart is Not Buster Posey. And That’s Alright

An Insult to Both Teams: Timeless Season, Series Ends on Pitiful Call

Hey y’all. Obvious why we’re here. No long, eloquent reason for my absence this time. Let’s just get right into it. A series of incredible pitching, clutch hits, stellar defense, and classic managerial chess moves, which was set up by a 162-game dogfight between Major League Baseball’s two best, most fascinating ball clubs, ended on perhaps one of the worst calls in postseason history, or at minimum, in recent postseason memory. I can deal with big time losses. I had to watch the Celtics dump Gatorade on Doc Rivers with time left on the game clock. I watched the Giants … Continue reading An Insult to Both Teams: Timeless Season, Series Ends on Pitiful Call

A Giant Add: SF Snags Bryant

Currently watching Giants-Diamondbacks on this Monday night; 2-0 good guys, bottom 3. Yaz just hit one into next year. Shortly after the homer, Kris Bryant dove into 1st to leg out an infield single. It both made me hold my breath in fear of his hand, and reiterate just how special the guy the Giants just traded for is. The deadline flirted Giants fans with potential Max Scherzer dreams, among others. The biggest get for me would have (and still might be by a hair) been Cubs closer Craig Kimbrel. Moving the Jake McGee/Tyler Rogers combo up an inning to … Continue reading A Giant Add: SF Snags Bryant

Giants Exceed Every Literal Expectation Possible

So remember when I said we would be looking for younger guys taking leaps, maybe hanging around for a month or so, and settle for being as annoying as possible while the Padres and Dodgers battle for the division? Well, I wasn’t totally wrong. Especially if you consider being in FIRST EFFING PLACE at the All-Star break by 2 games and being 25 games over .500, when you’ve seen multiple anchors of your team miss significant time due to injury, and the two aforementioned juggernauts in your division not playing too bad themselves. As always, scattered and disjointed points ahead … Continue reading Giants Exceed Every Literal Expectation Possible

Stellar Booker, Suns Send Champs Home

Sometimes, it’s just not meant to be. The Los Angeles Lakers fell to the Phoenix Suns 113-100 about half an hour ago as I start this. A long, injury plagued season has come to a somber end, with plenty to discuss in regards to the purple and gold. I’m kind of just going to jot down some raw-ish reactions to the game, with some of those big picture things sprinkled in here and there. But whatever I feel like I missed I’ll maybe compile into another Laker post before taking a hiatus from them, as depressing as that is for … Continue reading Stellar Booker, Suns Send Champs Home

LeBron’s Prayer, Caruso Heroics & Looking Ahead to Phoenix

If we learned anything from last night’s slugfest between the Lakers and Warriors, it’s this: “If you’re seeing three, always aim at the middle rim.” The Lakers survived one hell of an effort from Stephen Curry and Golden State in their first play-in game to lock down the 7th seed in the Western Conference, and set their first-round date with the Phoenix Suns later on this weekend. The Warriors came out confident, taking full advantage of a sluggish start from the Lakers, particularly from LeBron James, Anthony Davis, and Dennis Schröder, who were abysmal in the first half of this … Continue reading LeBron’s Prayer, Caruso Heroics & Looking Ahead to Phoenix